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Um, when I got picked up she was eating a Toaster Strudel and had to put LAX in her nav...! #UberBlack

I just had LASIK...why is my vision so blurry?!

Hearting @tartecosmetics new universal color lip pencil. The perfect nude that's right in step with all the honey & caramel shades that we're seeing. Could this be the new MAC Spice?! Love! #MakeUpTip #MakeupArtist

Good morning, glam'rs!

Xanax is yummy! If you get a text tonight that's sounds a li'l Courtney Love-ish...forgive ;-) #LASIK #OneEyeTouchUp #Success

I guess I'm having a muscle relaxer for lunch. Alice, I'll see you in Wonderland ;-) #LASIK

In 2001 I had LASIK...and now one of my eyes needs a li'l touch-up. It's about to get all #StarWars up in here!

Shhh...I often use #Visine to turn powder eyeshadow into liquid liner or to give a cream shadow like blend. #BrettTip #MakeUpTip #MakeupArtistTip

Martha even knows... @jdkpop

Thnx for the glammy shout out, Ms. J!n#Repost @jennifernettles u30fbu30fbu30fbu2028Look who wants to play pretty with me. Thanks @brettglam for the goodies to get these brows on fleek.

Just watched. Amaze. #MadMen #Finale

Even mice take a moment for pretty. #MouseGlam #Minnie #Disneyland

PHeat gets her #Disneyland on w/ Kelly & Michael. Tune in this a.m. Next stop after the show is Main Street for fudge! @PatriciaHeaton #TheMiddle

Played pretty w/ #LisaKudrow for tonight's @LateLateShow Breaking news: She has bangs! #ZachWoods story about his mom is hilario! #TheComeback #ValerieCherish

I'm too dum to set up my #AppleTV so I had this magician do it! Danny does sound work for Miley's casa...so I felt obliged to twerk ;-) Thnx for AppleTV Bday gift @jdkpop !